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Original: 5/5/2007 2:38 PM
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Saturday, May 05, 2007

True Tales from the Restaurant

 

(The following is paraphrased, because I don't have photographic memory.)

Me: So what kind of dressing would you like on that salad?

Boy (no older than thirteen): I don't know ... what kind do you have?

Me: (lists off the salad dressings) Or would you prefer a salad with no dressing?

Dad: How about a waitress with no dressing?

 

I kid you not.

 Posted 5/5/2007 2:38 PM - 11 Views - 8 eProps - 5 comments

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And at that point did you shove the menu up his ass?
Posted 5/6/2007 2:16 PM by freshmesh - reply

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Wait, you're complaining about someone obviously implying you're hot? Oh to have such problems.

Yeah, that is a jackassish chauvinist thing to do, though.
Posted 5/6/2007 2:23 PM by OneSavageDragon - reply

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The worst part is, his son is learning to talk to women like that.
Posted 5/7/2007 8:25 PM by precipicE Xanga Lifetime Member - reply

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hahaha. no way? that's too funny.
Posted 5/7/2007 8:56 PM by peewurly - reply

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oh, and wrong.
Posted 5/7/2007 8:56 PM by peewurly - reply

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